"its smallest sacred unit"--I'M DEAD. A new friend just took me to Applebees for the first time and I was CAPTIVATED by everything (15 TVs! purple margaritas!), but especially this menu insert. (I'm vegan and ate a veggie burger, but no matter.) Your piece is brilliant and hilarious, I smeared my mascara laughing. "We are known around the world for the nonchalance of our blasphemy."
I had this last Friday. Glorious. The bacon grease on my lips shocked me afterwards. The cheese is perfect the fries are perfect. It was… a great experience
So, how was it?
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"its smallest sacred unit"--I'M DEAD. A new friend just took me to Applebees for the first time and I was CAPTIVATED by everything (15 TVs! purple margaritas!), but especially this menu insert. (I'm vegan and ate a veggie burger, but no matter.) Your piece is brilliant and hilarious, I smeared my mascara laughing. "We are known around the world for the nonchalance of our blasphemy."
gross.
You had me at "menaces Applebees." I was helpless after that.
I am born anew.
This post made me immediately give you $60. It was definitely the part about dinosaurs that made me lean forward and start nodding yes
America. Consuming. Money. Power. God.
Our Gods are always made in our image.
I had this last Friday. Glorious. The bacon grease on my lips shocked me afterwards. The cheese is perfect the fries are perfect. It was… a great experience
I ❤️🍔
The Korean burger industrial complex is ahead of the curve here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/KrZJGy3kT5EYQ1K49