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Owen's avatar

Babe wake up new favorite food writer just approached god

Eric Marten's avatar

So, how was it?

Freja's avatar

"its smallest sacred unit"--I'M DEAD. A new friend just took me to Applebees for the first time and I was CAPTIVATED by everything (15 TVs! purple margaritas!), but especially this menu insert. (I'm vegan and ate a veggie burger, but no matter.) Your piece is brilliant and hilarious, I smeared my mascara laughing. "We are known around the world for the nonchalance of our blasphemy."

Chris Sontag's avatar

This post made me immediately give you $60. It was definitely the part about dinosaurs that made me lean forward and start nodding yes

Andrew Staton's avatar

gross.

Simon Randall's avatar

You had me at "menaces Applebees." I was helpless after that.

Angelee Garcia Berrian's avatar

I am born anew.

Tony Schumacher-Jones's avatar

America. Consuming. Money. Power. God.

Our Gods are always made in our image.

Amber's avatar

I had this last Friday. Glorious. The bacon grease on my lips shocked me afterwards. The cheese is perfect the fries are perfect. It was… a great experience

I ❤️🍔

Emma's avatar

Something about the way this thing is presented just reminds me of Rei's face emerging from the sea of LCL on the poster for End of Evangelion, and I just know that if anyone can appreciate that thought, it's JP

Devon Williams's avatar

I am trying to agressively cut down on the ammount of random crap that gets in my emails, but I heard about you from josh (with parenthesis)' Air Bud essay and had to subscribe immediately. He made you content sound amazing, and it is.

PMS's avatar

Hmmm. Looks like quasi queso to me.

Daniel Mee's avatar

“New,” promised the serpent

Oliver Libaw's avatar

The Korean burger industrial complex is ahead of the curve here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/KrZJGy3kT5EYQ1K49