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Davita's avatar

JP… This is a work of art and one of the weirdest things I’ve ever read on this newsletter (and I’m a dedicated evangelist of your retelling of the Left Behind series from memory). Thank you for this gift 🎅🏼

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PMS's avatar

OOOH! Where can I find John Paul's retelling of the Left Behind series?

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PMS's avatar

Absolutely. We are on that slippery slope of getting pantsed while others wink and nod and call it permissible if they are the ones winning. Merry Christmas, John Paul. HUGS! You'll always be "Papi" to me.

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mariel's avatar

what is mr sprinkly cookiebutton's response to the $650 million settlement msckinsey is to pay to the justice department for its role in the opioid epidemic?

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Lisa Kholostenko's avatar

Ok I loved this.

It reminded me of David Sedaris' "Holidays on Ice." Complimentary! That's the collection of stories that introduced the concept of Santa being an anagram for Satan so...

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Reeder's avatar

Terrific work as always.

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newt's avatar

tears rolling down my face this is going in every group chat i have ever been in

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PMS's avatar

John Paul, where can we find a copy of your retelling of the Left Behind series?

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