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C Nelson-Lifson's avatar

picturing a chandelier in a cave, what a beautiful image you have conjured

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C Nelson-Lifson's avatar

the phantom of the opera is inside....MY CAVE???

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Jackson's avatar

"Make sure your four humors are properly balanced, diva!" And when a woman in a beige apartment gets 400k tiktok followers from saying exactly this, what then?

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anna maurya's avatar

I'm here for all of this, except house parties. I think I'd rather fling myself out of a window ("OUT [the window]: anna"). Now, if Merlin Bird ID was ALSO a dating app? Sign me TF up.

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Jendi's avatar

That settles it, 2025 will be the year I replace the 22-year-old formerly white couches in my phantom lair.

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Accidental Design's avatar

IN: chandeliers! Huge time to be a phantom of the opera

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Sean's avatar

Ready to let my inner Fox Mulder SHINE in 2025 🛸

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El's avatar

After reading this, my friend and I said there should be a 'He Gets Us' Christianity ad except its you.

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Holly P's avatar

love house parties!

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Eduardo's avatar

Thank you JP

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Hannah D's avatar

Not to be dramatic but VLA (very large array) is one of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen

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Divo's avatar

hell yeah move in with 2-3 friends and rotate the living room for entertainment every week. the roaring 20's are backkk

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