Archive - John Paul Brammer

How I Learned to Read Way, Way More

I had to rethink my relationship to attention

Jun 9 • John Paul Brammer

'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response

Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth

Dec 6, 2025 • John Paul Brammer

Six Sentences I Can't Forget

And why I can't stop thinking about them.

Feb 16, 2020 • John Paul Brammer

I Hate My Writing Group

Papi, should I ditch these guys?

Jan 31, 2023 • John Paul Brammer

A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die

Nov 18, 2024 • John Paul Brammer

My Heinous Gift Guide for Sworn Enemies

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal

Dec 3, 2024 • John Paul Brammer

All My Thoughts on 'Emilia Pérez'

If you even care

Feb 5, 2025 • John Paul Brammer

Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery

Jan 12 • John Paul Brammer

Your burning questions about 'Madame Web' answered

Feb 21, 2024 • John Paul Brammer

The Most Unlovable Man in New York City

On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic

Sep 30 • John Paul Brammer

On Being Cooked, and It Being Over for Me

Time, comparison, and thieves.

Jul 8 • John Paul Brammer

A 'Conclave' review

Nov 12, 2024 • John Paul Brammer

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