John Paul Brammer

Cryptid Tier List

An incomplete yet substantive ranking

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August 2025

The Tower of Babel in the Heartland

My very formal investigation into Legends Tower

Aug 28 • 

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Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

A reading from the Book of Americans.

Aug 26 • 

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Weapons (2025): Firing Blanks

I wrote an actual review for once.

Aug 19 • 

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Un-Alive

On neologisms, viruses, and being human

Aug 13 • 

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Smurfs (2025)

On feeling blue

Aug 1 • 

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July 2025

Margaritaville Times Square

A review

Jul 22 • 

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May the Beast You Rode in on Eat You Alive

On Trump, Epstein, and TV

Jul 18 • 

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Monkey Business

An anthropological look at a strange kind of human

Jul 9 • 

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June 2025

Public Indecency in Monte Carlo

A new travel series

Jun 25 • 

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Shelter

An autobiography in Pride Months

Jun 5 • 

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May 2025

Low-Risk Flier

On bureaucracy, and confronting my inner fascist

May 27 • 

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